The Walking Dead, Resident Evil, man eating another man's face in Miami. We've all been a witness to the zombie craze that has been going around. I'm not a huge believer in some Zombie Apocalypse, at least not in my lifetime. BUT if there was a zombie Apocalypse, I feel the men out there would survive much longer than us women. So I came up with some tips that may be able to get YOU through the end of the world.
1. Malls: the ideal location for a zombie apocalypse is probably some penthouse with the bottom two floors blown out so the zombies can't get to you. If you can't find a posh high apartment, get to a mall. It may not be ideal, but you as a women know the fastest route there. You know the mall like the back of your hand. It won't take you long to find a bat or a chainsaw because you know where the sport and tool stores are.
2. Use Your Heels: have you ever appreciated how pointed your heels are? It won't be hard to get one of those through a decaying skull. So take them off and start swinging (remember, always for the brain.)
3. If You've Got It, Flaunt It: I'm all for men liking us for our personalities and not just our bodies. However, if it's the zombie apocalypse and you weigh 110 pounds soaking wet, use what you have to gain a beefy ally. Who knows, maybe some romantic love story will come from it.
Survive another day my friends,
-Vanessa xo
Survive another day my friends,
-Vanessa xo
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